Lady Gaga has a Carbon Fiber Skeleton and a Modem

You read it right.  Lady Gaga got a carbon fiber skeleton installed on her lunch break from doing the backstroke through a pool of $100 bills.  They also added an old dialup modem as a joke, but she doesn't know yet.

In related news, the defunct presidential palace in Egypt is being replaced by a 75,000 square foot Starbucks featuring a lazy river and mini golf.  Too soon?

Skiing in Traffic? A Winter Activity for the Whole Family. Also Kevin Garnett halftime

I bet you didn't see that one coming.  Kevin Garnett peeled a basketball at halftime and "ate" the delicious air inside.  He was too full to continue the 2nd half of the game, though.  Afterwards he swan dove from ground level to a nearby balcony.

If you tell anyone about this, I swear...

Epic Faceplant Montage and Bonus Information

Hopefully you enjoyed that.  You are truly a sick person for laughing the whole time.

Onto the bonus info: Derek Jeter passed out in a traditional phone booth for a few hours, then woke up and immediately ran a 3 second 40 yard dash directly into a Smart car.

Diego On Mescaline at World Cup 2010

Diego can bend light with his voice and used to be Republican. Also, Mel came into work one day wearing a camouflage tapout do-rag and pure lead overalls, so Dennis hit her point blank with a beanbag riot gun and she sustained no damage.



Larry Bird peeled his face off at Christmas dinner and slapped his kids 3 in a row with it in a combination Three Stooges/old Spanish pre-duel moment. After that he smashed up some Altoids and rubbed the powder all over his raw skin and face muscles & his face started shaking the way a baby's does when it hurts so bad that it can't even cry and it's building up to when they're about to scream.

Terrell Owens has Jello arms!

Imagine reaming a .0575" bore through Play-Doh and using it as a precision instrument. Georges St. Pierre spends most of his free time at pasture and owns a salt lick. What if all the cells in his body were shaped like tiny scissors that actually worked.

Conan O'Brien Knocks Out Jay Leno During Brawl

Conan O'Brien has had just about enough of Jay Leno's imposing on his new late night job as host of The Tonight Show. Leno and O'Brien ran into each other in LA one morning and Conan LAID HIM OUT for being "such an asshat"!!

"He had it coming," said Conan. "I have a much better reach than Leno and my cardio is better.. Even if I hadn't knocked him out, he would have gassed early and I was planning on submitting him." When Leno came to, he was dazed and not sure what had just happened for several minutes.

There is no word whether Leno will press charges, according to a spokesperson.

Rumors have now surfaced that Conan O'Brien may be extended an offer by the UFC for a high-profile MMA fighting contract. O'Brien could not be reached for comment on this.

Leno is to receive extra makeup before his shows for the next couple of weeks to conceal the bruise and cut between his eye and upper jaw.

Diego Has Hot Chicks Visiting All The Time

Diego is so cool he has hot women taking him out to get his car fixed and other delights!

His house is a 24/7 party similar to the Playboy mansion, except that he keeps the place pressurized at 88 bar since he's from a different planet. The girls have to wear antique deep sea outfits to avoid being crushed.