Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dwight Howard Eats Stainless Steel Nuts and Washers

Breaking News:

Ronnie bought a '98 Celica and lifted it 2 feet on the first four stone wheels ever conceived, then stuffed the entire trunk with money and worthless stocks and did tricks like Herbie Goes Bananas shortly before being arrested by Target.

Check back for updates because Mel just put a downpayment on an Apache helicopter and invited everyone for a trip to Cuba.

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