Monday, June 29, 2009

Walter went to Blockbuster and verbally peeled out on the drama aisle

The manager was counting the money in the cash register and her eyes turned into christmas ornaments and shattered like supernovae

Mark used to do commercials for Enron and after wrapping up one day, he put on a 10-gallon hat and flung boiling mercury all over the crew, then giggled at a frequency that caused the earth's atmosphere to turn into a plasma

Dwight Howard threw out a cast net at the mall and caught several teenagers and a security guard

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