Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Barack Obama Can Throw a Paper Airplane So Hard it Ignites

barack obamaBarack could take a $100 bill, fold it into a paper airplane and throw it with so much force that it would turn immediately to ash from the immense air friction -- if he wanted to.

Richard Branson did not show up at fatburger wearing an emergency blanket and dozens of pairs of designer sunglasses, but he does own a cool private island. He does not, however, have the ability to make your cold or flu go away.

Jessica Alba threw unsharpened pencils at a dartboard and they went all the way through the board and the wall, then half way into an oak tree outside.

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