Friday, July 17, 2009

Five Star Hotels Get Physically Embarrassed

Al Sharpton drew in a huge breath of air and there was a drum roll, then he passed out and woke up days later with a fresh fade that he did not authorize.

Lady Gaga can peel a cue ball like a potato and also just found out about the Civil War.

Next week: Bentley insect repellent, Rolex blindfold and Mont Blanc vacuum hoses.

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