Imagine Diego running from an angry brown bear who had just lost its job and slammed a 12 pack of Red Bull. Diego can go to the back of a canoe, put a drinking straw in the water and blow through it to make the canoe go 45 mph. By the way, he's weeping over a romance novel during this time.
Fred Flintstone and Rihanna met up at Mayor's to go over plans for a new amusement park for ants built entirely of desserts. Rihanna hopped on an 18-speed mountain bike and smoked the rear tire for 100 yards down the street, so Fred posted it on YouTube and axe kicked a dvd player.
Dennis Farina intercepts everyone's dreams and stores them on a massive hard drive; his electric bill last month was impossible to express in dollars, or even in such a way that humans can strain to comprehend because it makes the number googolplex look like a speck of dust. Anyway, he was great in Goodfellas.
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