Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Jalen Rose Takes Luxury Vacations Every 5 Seconds

He lives at 75 MHz, so other people basically seem to be moving like glaciers from his perspective. Rose woke up covered in rubble and dust one morning, so he pretended to be a zombie and scared his wife so bad that she flash-hardened into a 250,000 carat VVS-clarity diamond.

In unrelated news, little maria dismantled her cell phone into basic components and gets shocked on a regular basis trying to operate it.

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