Kenny Chesney was hauled down to the station in a paddywagon for questioning after extracting "a significant quantity" of cobalt from the ground near his home. When the country star was asked what his interest in the element was, he replied, "It tastes real good." Baffled, authorities decided to let him go on grounds of "I love that one song he did about how life goes sometimes."Chesney's mining operation has been shut down and he's gone back to his music career for good. Don't be surprised if you are listening to the radio someday in the future and you hear him sing, "Sure could go for a lump of raw cobalt right about now."
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