Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Walter Got Free Money for Being Shy

Diego walked into work with a dozen iPods clipped to various parts of his clothing all playing the same song on a slight delay so that it sounded like he was in a huge cavern and everyone there started getting paranoid and freaking out. Shortly thereafter, Barack Obama showed up in a leopard print Maserati and moonwalked up a 70-foot pine tree so Ronnie spit roughly a pound of sunflower seeds so hard they stuck into the parking lot pavement.

Long story short... the stock market is gonna go down again. Also, Mark temporarily had diabetes last weekend.

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