...Reading Archie comics and doing lines of sawdust. When authorities arrived, Downey made a similar expression to the Mona Lisa and shot toward the horizon until disappearing. Did you know that Robert Downey, Jr. used to stare at the sun until his eyes were the consistency of raw egg yolks? Believe that, cousin.
Jerry Williams became a gypsy after high school and went from town to town tricking people out of money through urban-style fortune telling and rigged games of skill. Jerry Williams is now the reigning Skee-Ball champion of the universe.
Once he became the champ, he was able to buy platinum teeth, platinum eardrums, platinum kneecaps and a styrofoam torso to balance out his average density for swimming purposes.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
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