Monday, November 2, 2009

Conan O'Brien Soldered a .357 Magnum to His Fridge

Have you ever wanted to get a great job and make lots of money? So did Conan O'Brien, and his dream came true. Also, he takes a 20 gram horse pill vitamin each morning and washes it down with barium. Don't tell him I said so, because he'll shut off the power to my house (it has happened before).

There's more than one way to get rich, but the best way is to convince local businesses to accept Monopoly money and buy a few of the games.

A '98 Ford Windstar with political secrets.