Diego made millions of dollars last year trading derivatives; Eh, I am Christmas? Karl invested in gold futures and made a killing then put on a 3-piece suit and rotated like a windmill in thin air.
Diego can bend light with his voice and used to be Republican. Also, Mel came into work one day wearing a camouflage tapout do-rag and pure lead overalls, so Dennis hit her point blank with a beanbag riot gun and she sustained no damage.
Larry Bird peeled his face off at Christmas dinner and slapped his kids 3 in a row with it in a combination Three Stooges/old Spanish pre-duel moment. After that he smashed up some Altoids and rubbed the powder all over his raw skin and face muscles & his face started shaking the way a baby's does when it hurts so bad that it can't even cry and it's building up to when they're about to scream.
Terrell Owens has Jello arms!
Imagine reaming a .0575" bore through Play-Doh and using it as a precision instrument. Georges St. Pierre spends most of his free time at pasture and owns a salt lick. What if all the cells in his body were shaped like tiny scissors that actually worked.
