Lady Gaga has a Carbon Fiber Skeleton and a Modem

You read it right.  Lady Gaga got a carbon fiber skeleton installed on her lunch break from doing the backstroke through a pool of $100 bills.  They also added an old dialup modem as a joke, but she doesn't know yet.

In related news, the defunct presidential palace in Egypt is being replaced by a 75,000 square foot Starbucks featuring a lazy river and mini golf.  Too soon?